Two posts in one night!!!

I went from having nothing to say to deciding that my unhealthy obsession with So You Think You Can Dance merited a few more paragraphs. I had even turned the computer off!

In less than 16 minutes I will find out if Evan has made it on. He was one of my favorites from last year when he auditioned, but didn't make it on. He dances like Gene Kelly or Fred Astaire. Graceful, happy, makes your heart go SQUEEE! My fandom rests on this decision. (Ok, it really doesn't...but I'm sort of dramatic when it comes to my reality TV watching. Tyra dramatic. Not Speidi dramatic).

I mentioned in my first post that I YouTube the videos the next morning. I neglected to mention that I then make my part time staff of college aged gentleman watch them with me. And force them to enjoy and then banter with me about the merits of each dance. Vincent Delpino is in Spain right now and I'm sure he is wishing he could come back next week so he doesn't miss the start of the actual competition. On second thought...I really hope he comes back. He probably warned the new girl, Julie, that SYTYCD loyalty is a condition of employment. As far as I know, non-dance fans are not a protected class in the United States. But you really can't ask that in a job interview. How are they supposed to take me seriously?

Me "What are your favorite reality shows?"

Potential hire, "The Hills, Trainwreck, I mean, Daisy of Love, anything with a Baldwin brother grasping at the last straw of fame"

Me, "I think your interpersonal skills could use some work. I can't have my part time employees discussing people with less talent than me and that are somehow way more famous than me with the club members"

Remember...I really don't want to be famous for causing a scandal . Especially a scandal based on work place harassment stemming from television preferences.

AAAHHHGGG!!!

Its the moment of truth!!! Evan or his brother?!?! How in the name of Mary Murphy did it come to this?!?!?! Why not both?!?!? If I wasn't so busy typing my inner monolouge I'd be starting n onion letter to Nigel Lythgoe! They could be in a traveling production of Xanadu and I'd buy front row tickets. It would almost be as exciting as when I saw future American Idol contestant Constantine Maroulis in the traveling production of Rent.

Here it comes....

ITS EVAN!!!!!! I'm so happy...yet so sad. Can someone break their leg? Is Ryan the first runner up? If for some reason another contestant cannot fulfill his duties as the Top Ten guys does Ryan step in???

I can hope.